[Episode 1]
Where are you going?
Bless you, child.
Venerable, beg somewhere else.
Baby.
You...
My friends here yet?
Nice!
Whoa.
Bless you.
How am I?
Is that your hair?
Designer wig, baby.
Adorable.
Another night.
It's her birthday.
What is she, sixty?
Baby.
C'mon.
Sweet, huh?
Very sweet!
C'mon, we're hotties, huh?
You gotta let us in.
Hold up, hold up.
Lose the outfit. You look like somebody's mom.
It's cute.
I'll lose it inside.
You get it? 'Mama Concept.'
'Country Mama.'
Cool, huh?
You made reservations?
Let's go. Quick.
It's Yerin.
Where?
There.
Songju?
Yerin.
Sorry, my bad.
Where'd she go?
Nice selection tonight.
Call the girls.
What's the rush? Here.
Creepy old lady...
Looking for someone?
Sorry.
Well, lady?
Baby.
Lady!
Get off him!
Sonju!
Venerable.
Ma'am.
Sleaze.
Sleaze?
Why'd you do that?
Why?
Baby.
Hey.
It's Songju.
Get a grip.
Who's Songju?
It's me. When did you get back?
Wha...?
You hit me first.
You got a prayer meeting to go to?
Call the cops, the scum.
For what?
For being scum.
How?
Kidnapping her.
She pushed her way in.
Call 'em.
Yeah, call 'em.
Listen, listen, she came in here...
So you slapped her around?
We never.
Sexual harassment, that's what it is.
Who harassed who?
She did.
Hookers.
Venerable, remember you're a nun.
You crooks, criminals, scum.
You should know.
Hookers.
What did you call us?
You hit me.
Yeah, so?
And mauled me.
Baby.
You nuts?
She pushed her way in. I mean, seriously?
Tell them.
You ran in here?
And mauled him?
You got a twin maybe?
Good-NIGHT!
That's your name. Night.
We'll let the cops sort it out.
Wait.
Do it.
It's a misunderstanding.
So you slap me?
A mistake.
You admit it. Harassment. Assault.
Stop.
She's not usually like this.
Sorry.
Can't you cut us a break?
Nope.
Look at it from our position.
Hold up. You're young.
Sorry.
We did it for her birthday.
So?
So she had too much.
Sit.
C'mon.
No.
What's your name?
Losers.
What?
You loved it.
You kidding? Pervs.
Get out.
C'mon.
Hold on.
They're psycho.
I doubt that.
With those outfits?
It's her birthday.
And they're hot.
Mom.
Really? How?
Okay, on my way.
What?
Dad... Dad...!
Yongjun?
It's me. Has he left?
Yeah.
To work?
Yeah.
When's he get off?
Any minute.
Hey.
Creep me out. What's up?
I'm hungry.
It's Sonji's birthday.
It didn't work out so good.
How so?
I feel like pork.
Two of us.
Sure.
Another break-in?
Yeah.
Why perfectly healthy people have to steal.
What's up with that?
You're telling me.
They're like cancer cells.
What?
Nothing.
Listen, about your wife...
She's using her pregnancy as an excuse to be lazy.
She put the loaf in loafer.
My friend Kyongah's sister-in-law got pregnant again after having twins.
And her family is pretty big too. There's seven of them.
But her sister-in-law prepares a feast for every meal.
I'm sure her mother-in-law does it for her.
Kyongah's mom is a princess. She never does anything.
She's been pampered her whole life.
All she does is get massages, take classes, whatever.
Take tonight. She only made fish pancakes.
She should have made at least a few more dishes, no?
I told her Dad liked meat.
I'll let her know next time we visit the grave.
She's the only daughter-in-law they have.
But all she brought is some cheap rice cake, fruits, ad fish pancakes.
Dad must have been disappointed.
You don't think their spirits are there?
Sure I do, that's why I go and prepare meals for them.
Try harder.
And they'll grant you a son.
Filial piety and such.
You can when you get married.
Don't change the subject.
She won't talk to me when you're out.
Try to be nice.
Even nicer?
What about her?
It takes two.
She reads, sure, but no cooking.
Pregnant women should move around, not do nothing all day.
And bother you.
She's no bother.
Keeping you up all night.
It's insomnia from the pregnancy.
It's exhausting.
Yesterday, I caught her taking naps in the morning.
Just be nice.
I've lost another 400g. I'm wasting away.
Think of it as dieting. Others would kill to lose weight.
Not exactly what I'd call healthy.
You're still pretty.
You like her more than me.
Just be a bit more patient.
It's not just me. She wants me out.
Nuh-uh.
You don't know.
- Here. - Thanks.
You asleep?
Not yet.
Can't sleep till your boy is home?
Everyone's late tonight.
Something wrong?
No.
Poor Nana.
How so?
Left alone in your golden years.
He is what he is.
You don't even miss him this much?
No.
Put that away then.
It's just for decoration.
- Nana. - Hm?
Never mind.
What?
Well?
Dad has someone.
Someone? Who?
Some lady.
Some lady? Who says?
Kidding.
Spit it out. Go on.
I was kidding.
Tell me.
Kidding.
You better tell me.
It was a joke.
Hey.
Hm?
Say the car was on fire.
Who would you save, me or her?
What kind of question is that?
Hello.
Where? Okay.
Again?
Hm.
Why tonight?
Hello.
I'm at the pork place. Join me.
Hello?
Yes.
You coming? Or not?
You alone?
I was with Yongjun. He got a call.
Fine.
Daddy. Honey water.
Here, drink up.
Is it bad?
Nah.
Dad, my boss has a saying.
One drink, she looks fine.
Two, she's hot.
Three, you go for it. Is that true?
You can try.
How many of those experiences do you have?
Where's your brother?
No idea.
Call him.
Is he four?
My daddy's so awesome.
Most Chairmen have so many women.
But you never did that to Mom.
So... what's your secret?
What secret?
Of not getting caught. You're a man, aren't you?
A man among men, a leader, the alpha male.
Even I can see that.
You need money?
Yeah.
Don't start with me!
That tickles! Stop it!
You okay? You hurt?
Did I hurt you?
Worst night ever.
Feeling poorly used?
No.
You're such a Type B.
How so?
Type B's don't care about anyone.
Aren't you coming in?
I don't want it.
To pay.
I didn't bring any money.
No money at all?
You always need cash for whatever.
I didn't plan on you wanting an ice cream.
I figured you'd have cash.
Money comes first with you.
That's not how it works. But things cost.
You can't live without cash. For respect.
Even if you have to bluff?
Who's bluffing?
Leases aren't cheap, not in Seoul.
A 6-month lease then.
Don't sigh like that. It doesn't work on me.
Just a trim.
Mirror, Mirror, who's the fairest of them all?
Would it kill you to knock?
This cell bill is over $500. Explain.
It's the data charges.
You looking at porn?
How did you know?
Owie.
You got nothing better to do?
Then do you want me to put it in action? Physically?
Do you want your daughter-in-law to be some random woman with a full belly?
Talk it out. Be a lady.
As if you'll listen.
When do I not?
I swear...
You swear I'm such a good boy?
A perv, a money-spending pervert.
Porn is lurkers.
Your boy is a master.
Don't laugh.
Not the face.
Tonight, seriously.
Seriously what? Someone else hit you?
Whoa. You're clairvoyant.
- You and your mouth. - That hurts.
You ask for it.
For love, maybe, but not a slap.
Be frugal. $500. That's a month's rent for some.
Mom, we have to spend.
We spend so the little people can make a living.
For the economy.
Whatever.
Am I wrong?
You should buy a new coat.
That old fur of yours is ancient. And out of style.
What? Out of style?
Fur is passe in Europe.
Just watch yourself.
Behave.
Relax. I'll never have fun again.
Oh?
Mom, this isn't our problem.
It's my brother.
Why?
He's not married.
I can't force him.
He's 31.
He'll find someone. I hope.
And if that someone... is a guy?
I wonder if he likes girls.
Of course he does.
Not that I've seen.
They say a man can never refuse a woman.
Look at the men in our family.
Dad worships you, and Grandpa had his share of women.
We're ladies men, me included.
Except him, no girls, not one.
You think he likes men?
Maybe.
What do you know?
Nothing specific. Other than he doesn't have a girl.
He will in time.
I doubt it.
He never even looks at the hotties.
It's not natural.
He's proud.
You kidding?
Dudes check out chicks, that's how it is. It's instinct.
Look at his face. He's not the type.
Look at the movies. It's not that simple.
Gay, bisexual, transsexual, all types of queers.
You're thinking of transgenders.
But a bi, a gay, you can't tell by looking.
Two of my friends are gay.
Find out.
With nothing?
It costs money to look?
Mom, give me another card.
I need a new suit.
Kidding, kidding.
I'm worried about him is all.
Worry about yourself.
I don't need a Benz or a Lamborghini. Mom!
No more of this gay business.
Or?
Or else.
Mom...
Run it by Dad.
It comes from having two of you.
It sneaks up on us, if you...
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Good show.
Hey baby.
Ice cream?
The burglar?
Got him.
That's great.
Chocolate or vanilla?
Pistachio.
Got it.
Thanks.
We need to talk.
I know 'Baby' is cute when you're dating.
You're his wife now, got it?
It's odd to use his name.
Why?
That's old fashioned. Women don't do that anymore.
You get on the bandwagon so easily?
He's your baby along with the one in your stomach? Are they brothers?
What's wrong is wrong, what's creepy is creepy.
So fix it.
Hey.
Stop. I don't need the stress.
How is this stressful?
If you would try one tenth as hard as I do.
What have I done wrong?
Everything, I'd say.
It isn't me.
You cling to him and chew on me.
Does he agree with that?
What, like a stick of gum?
Us girls should be looking out for each other.
What did I do?
Never mind.
After saying that?
You've 5 years older than me.
Where's the warmth? The sisterly advice?
You're too angry.
About what?
I'm a person. I have feelings.
- You talk behind my back... - So what if you deserve it?
How do I deserve it?
What did I ever do to you?
Oh, tears now. Settle down. I should be crying.
Watch it or I'll really give you something to cry about.
Get married. Find a man.
And move out?
To be as bad a wife as you?
You...
What? Well?
When you do this...
When I do this what?
It makes me want to leave.
No it doesn't. You want me gone.
Will you go? Really?
Why are you doing this?
I should be blubbering.
You've got a husband. A good one.
We're talking here.
Stop.
Seriously?
Mom.
Dad.
You watching over me?
[Subtitles provided by MBC Translated by D. Bannon]